So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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