Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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