would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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