i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Drake has all the answers
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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