We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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