I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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