Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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