everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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