she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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