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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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