Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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