Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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