Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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