jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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