I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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