Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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