Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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