That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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