i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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