By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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