If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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