I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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