did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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