margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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