Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
high people should be assigned attendants
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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