How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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