When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Randomize
