Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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