I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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