Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i've created a new STD.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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