: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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