She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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