just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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