Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Randomize
