It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we're making bets on your personal life
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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