I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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