What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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