Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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