Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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