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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back

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(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.

(631): View more from New York

Samesies

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(419): View more from Ohio

Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.

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(813): View more from Florida

That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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(559): View more from California

She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.

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(616): View more from Michigan

You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom

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