I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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