Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize