U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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