I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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