Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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