3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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