So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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