So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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