But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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