It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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I'm gonna fight the coyote
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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