just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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