Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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