So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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