covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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