Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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