Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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