yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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