But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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