Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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