You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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