I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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